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Dec 28, 2022

The ladies touch briefly on holiday cheer but keep that to a minimum to make room for beauty and bloodshed. Macy wins the lottery, Theda gives an impassioned speech about piracy, and Barbie simply has no organs.


Dec 21, 2022

Macy gets married live on air to Bill's coiled up penis. 


Dec 14, 2022

Why is life fun? It's fun because you hang out with your friends, you talk about this and that. Don't even worry what you're doing in life, just relax and enjoy the art of LIFE...With KNFW, in the morning. Ann Dowd is annoying us again. What else is there to say. 


Dec 7, 2022

Theda discovers weekend. Macy pukes from Madonna. Jeanne Dielman tops the polls. Ann Dowd is up to her old tricks. Special visit from the lube ambassador herself okurm? Please, give me a break. I'm trying to live here. 


Nov 30, 2022

When I was thirteen, I had my first love
There was nobody that compared to my baby, and nobody came between us nor could ever come above
She had me goin' crazy, oh, I was starstruck
She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks (Woo)*
She made my heart pound, and skip a beat when I see her in the street and
At school...